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How most people see me
Sexyman Extraordinaire
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How most people see me
About Me
- Andy (Brand Director)
- The circumstances surrounding my birth are shrouded in mystery. Some say that I was birthed by wolves, mainly my father's saying, of which my mother resents him for. Others say that I was found in the duldrums of a factory in Taichung, Taiwan, beneath layers of PVC fabric, which probably explains why my skin is so silky smooth. I would like to believe I was birthed in a ritualistic sacraficial alter presented to my parents upon my conception by Loki the god of mischief. But that's just me.
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I was late once to the airport because I didn't use the right kind of tranquilizer for a pair of African Bush-Babies I was transporting over the Canadian border. These things freaked out, one's heart exploded and the other one just sat there and cried; I think they knew eachother. Anyway it was a long day.
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