I apparently have supernatural powers, albeit in the form of fast driving, cutting lines, and yelling at airport security. Sure I may have mowed down an entire line of school children and some old people in order to get to my gate in time to make my flight, but in the end I did turn a process that typically takes 1 1/2 hours into a 40 minute ordeal, and that includes the 30 minute drive to the airport. I just thought everyone would like to know that and I'm pretty sure it has added a sense of purpose to all your lives knowing that I am a demi god. Also I can make cougars and lions cry on demand, but that's a story for another day.
-Andy (Brand Director)
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